Funny Stress Quotes

Reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it.
- Jane Wagner
It's amazing how stress keeps you trim.
- Peter Andre
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
- Jennifer Yane
A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety.
- Aesop
You don't get ulcers from what you eat. You get them from what's eating you.
-Vicki Baum
Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness.
- Richard Carlson
There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
- Henry Kissinger
For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
- Lily Tomlin
Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!
- Author Unknown
Exercise relieves stress. Nothing relieves exercise.
- Takayuki Ikkaku

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